Final comments:

The crowd of 44,588 seemed a bit subdued for such a huge win with lots of offensive fireworks today. Maybe half of them fell asleep while Texas pitchers were walking hitter after hitter…

The Texas media bio of K. Benson says he’s married to Anna. Now I can rest securely…

To misapply the words of great, underrated Phillies broadcaster Harry Kalas’s home run call… I am outta here!