Opening Day in the press box is like an annual reunion for the grizzled scribes and electronic “journalists” in the media. Lots of old-timers who don’t show up for most of the rest of the year, plus the usual complement of celebrities…

Al Kaline and Willie Horton, of course–who both work for the Tigers–are here. Ernie Harwell always shows up to greet his many admirers. Sonny Eliot strolled thru to the glad greetings of many.

Still lookiing for Anna Benson, however. Is she still married to Kris? If she were, I wonder how she would get along with the team culture in Texas, which has to be waaaay more conservative than in New York or Baltimore.

‘course, if she were still married to Benson, she’d have to get divorced because he’s such a horseshit pitcher.

I wonder if “horseshit hubby” is legal grounds for divorce in any state?